What if...

I was cooking dinner on Friday night before Sing.  Brandon was using the bathroom nearest to the kitchen.  Out of the blue, he began giggling, then laughing uncontrollably.  I glanced in there and couldn't see anything funny.  As he came out, still chuckling to himself, I asked him what was so funny.

He chuckled again, hiccuped and said, "What if tonight I was singing and needed to go pee, but just started spraying everyone?"  More giggling ensued.  Please no...please.